Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: January 13, 2026

By accessing or using https://www.grumpyparatrooper.com (the “Site”), you agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions.

Use of the Site

All content is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only. You agree to use this Site for lawful purposes and in compliance with all applicable local, state, and federal laws.

Intellectual Property

All content, including text, images, logos, and media, is the property of Grumpy Paratrooper unless otherwise stated and may not be reproduced without permission.

Third-Party Links

This Site may contain links to third-party websites or affiliate partners. We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of third-party sites.

Disclaimer

We make no warranties regarding the accuracy or completeness of content. Firearms-related content does not constitute professional, legal, or training advice.

Limitation of Liability

Grumpy Paratrooper shall not be liable for damages arising from use of this Site.

Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

Giveaway Disclaimer

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN.
A purchase will not increase your chances of winning.

To enter the giveaway, participants must sign up for the email list on this website. Each valid email signup counts as one (1) entry.

Participants may receive additional entries by purchasing eligible patches or stickers through the website. Each qualifying purchase will be counted as an additional entry, as specified at the time of purchase.

The giveaway is open to legal residents of the United States who are 18 years of age or older at the time of entry. Shipping of prizes is limited to the contiguous United States (CONUS) only. No international, Alaska, Hawaii, or U.S. territory shipping is available.

This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with any social media platform, email service provider, payment processor, or third-party marketplace.

Winners will be selected at random from all eligible entries received during the giveaway period. Winners will be notified via the email address used to enter. If a selected winner does not respond within the stated time frame, an alternate winner may be selected.

Firearms and Regulated Items Disclaimer:
Prizes will not include firearms, serialized firearm components, ammunition, suppressors, or any other regulated weapons or controlled items. If a prize is substituted or modified in the future, it will consist only of non-regulated merchandise or accessories that are legal to ship directly to the winner without the involvement of a Federal Firearms Licensee (FFL).

By entering, participants agree to be added to the website’s email list. Participants may unsubscribe at any time. Personal information will be used solely for giveaway administration and email communications in accordance with the website’s Privacy Policy.

Governing Law:
This giveaway shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

Void where prohibited by law.

The sponsor reserves the right to cancel, modify, or suspend the giveaway if fraud, technical failures, or any other factor beyond reasonable control impairs the integrity of the giveaway.

Terms & Conditions