Privacy Policy

Last Updated: January 13, 2026

Grumpy Paratrooper (“we,” “us,” or “our”) operates https://www.grumpyparatrooper.com (the “Site”). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information.

Information We Collect

We may collect personal information you voluntarily provide, such as your name or email address. We may also collect non-personal information including IP address, browser type, device information, and site usage data for analytics and site performance.

Cookies & Tracking

We use cookies and similar technologies for functionality, analytics, and affiliate tracking. You may disable cookies through your browser settings, though some features may not function properly.

Third-Party Services

We may use third-party services such as analytics providers, advertising partners, affiliate programs, and embedded media. These services may collect data in accordance with their own privacy policies. We do not control third-party data practices.

Affiliate Disclosure

Some links on this Site may be affiliate links. We may earn a commission from qualifying purchases at no additional cost to you.

Data Protection

We take reasonable measures to protect your information, but no method of transmission or storage is completely secure.

Legal Disclaimer

All content on Grumpy Paratrooper is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this Site constitutes legal, professional, or firearms training advice. Firearms ownership and use involve inherent risk. Always follow local, state, and federal laws and manufacturer safety guidelines. We assume no liability for actions taken based on this content.